| been hangin out fishing |
[28 May 2005|06:11pm] |
Well,
I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall
of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted
in my own front yard
with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words
to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there
keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah'
from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Victoria's Secret
well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing
on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy,
just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag
to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy
a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words
to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there
keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah'
from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words
to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there
keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah'
from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!
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| is Wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch? |
[25 Apr 2005|09:24am] |
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Yup so i have been clean for I month and 25 days its been a little rugged. I think i have changed a lot i love the friends i do still have more then anything i have the top grades in auto. Hehehe i think i have learned everything there is to know about disc brakes abs and drums. Im ready to start learn some motor mods but thats probably a little to advanced for mr turgents auto tech maybe next year. hopefully at least i can learn how to put in some nice holleys in the chevelle thats in the shop. Omg omg i got to learn how to tap weld its soo fun . jimmy and i had the booth next to each other and you could hear us giggling the whole time its like an orgasm and i welded the coolest swirly design i hope i can further my welding skills to some body work or maybe even helping with exhaust systems and such. god i have so many dreams i dont know what to do with them all muscle cars , forigein countrys , big white houses in the country , jumping off the cunt this june , aviation , going fishing in alaska, seeing america uncondidtional love .
new tattoo on mothers dayyyyy
God i cant wait till my garden starts to bloom i got sunflowers daisys blue berrys tomatos morning glorys a lot more.
so i guess i didnt stop writing in this damit im a hypocrite again sorry
ohh yeah cant forget my bobby baby thank you thank you thank you for everything<3
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| silent screams, who kills people...... |
[25 Nov 2004|02:28pm] |
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im giving up on guys and directing all my efforts to getting a nice muscle car 61 impalla gonna drop a big block in it and take it to the races this summer....
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| TRIppin sack |
[03 Sep 2004|01:27pm] |
captains log day 72
this will be the last entry bacuase im poor and cant afford the internet . but things are awsome auto class is great and im looking forward to being the head of my class and school is wonderful. good people good times(ally). looking for a good man to feed this hunger so fellas call me (647-9726). i miss the sfb boys jason and job you guys are swell dont get involved in useless drama.
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| calamine lotion overdose... |
[19 Aug 2004|10:28pm] |
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Here are some cute stories i got from a book in hopes that they will make everyone smile like they do for me <3
stick boy and match girl in love<3
stick boy liked match girl
he liked her alot
he liked her cute figure
and thought she was hott
but could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick
it did quite literally
he burned up pretty quick
robot boy
mr. and mrs smith had a wonderful life
they were a normal happy husband and wife
one day they got news that made mr smith glad
mrs. smith would be a mom witch would make him the dad
but something was wrong with their bundle of joy
it wasnt human at all it was a robot boy
he wasnt warm and cuddly
and he didnt have skin
instead there was a cold thin layer of tin
there were wires and tubs sticking out of his head
he just laid there and stared not living or dead
the only time he seemed alive
at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall
mr smith yelled at the doctor
"what have you done to my boy"
hes not flesh and blood
hes aluminum alloy
the doctor said gently
"what im going to say will sound pretty wild but your not the father of this strang looking child
you see theres still some question
about the childs gender but we think that its fathers a microwave blender
the smiths lives were now filled with misery and strife
mrs. smith hated her husband
and he hated his wife
he never forgave her unholy alliance a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance
and robot boy grew to be a young man though he was often mistaken for a garbage can
junk girl
there once was a girl who was made up of junk
she looked really dirty and smelled like a skunk
she was always un happy or in one of her slumps perhaps cause she spent so much of her time down in the dumps
the only bright moment was from a guy named stan he was the neighborhood garbage man
he loved her alot and made a marriage porposal
but she had already thrown herself down a garbage disposal
sue
to avoid a lawsuit well just call her sue ( or that girl who likes to sniff alot of glue)
the reason i know that this is the case when she blows her nose kleenex sticks to her face
The melancholy death of oyster boy
he proposed in the dunes
they were wed by the sea
their nine day long honeymoon was on the island of capri
for their supper they had one spectacual dish
a simmering stew of mollusks and fish
and while he savoredthe broth
her brides heart made a wish
that wish did come true
but was this little one human
well
maybe
ten fingers ten toes
he had plumbing and sight
he could hear he could feel
but normal?
not quite
the unnatural birth was a canker this blight
was the start and the end and the sum of there plight
she railed to the doctor he cannot be mine
he smells of the ocean of sea weed and brine
you should count yourself lucky for only last week
i treated a girl with three ears and a beak
that your son is half oyster you cannot blame me
... have you considered buy chance a small home buy the sea
not knowing what to name him they just called him sam
or sometimes that thing that looks like a clam
everyone wondered but no one could tell when would
young oyster boy come out of his shell
when the thompson quadruplets espied him one day
they called hima bivvalve and ran quickly away
one spring afternoon
sam was left in the rain
at the southwestern corner of seaview and main
he watched the rain water as it swirled down the drain
his mom on the freeway in the breakdown lane was pounding on the dashboard
she couldnt contain
the ever rising grief frustration and pain
really sweet heart i dont mean to make fun
but something smells fishy and i think its our son
i dont like to say this but it must be said
you blamming our son on your problems in bed
he tried salves he tried ointments
that turned everything red
he tried potions and lotions and tincture of lead
he ached and itched and he twitched and he bled
the doctor diagonosed
i cant be quite sure
but the cause of your problem might also be the cure
they say oysters improve your sexual powers
perhaps eating your son
would help you do it for hours
he came on tip toe he came on sly
sweat on his forhead
and on his lips a lie
son are you happy?
i dont mean to pry'
but do you dream of heaven?
have you wanted to die?
sam blinked his eyes twice but made no reply
dad fingered his knife and loosened his tie
and he picked up his son
sam dripped on his coat
with the shell to his lips sam slipped down his throat
they buried him quickly in the sand buy the sea
_sighed a prayer' wept a tear-
and were back home buy three
a cross of gray drift woodmarked oyster boys gravewords writ in sand
promised jesus would save
but his memory wa lost with one high tide wave
back home safe in bed he kissed her and said
lets give it a whirl
but this time she wispered well wish for a girl
sorry about the spelling
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| american nightmare i had to add the fuckings <3 |
[13 Aug 2004|01:17pm] |
I won't go because I've been there before, and it took twenty years to pick my face up off the floor.
I'm not "sorry" if "things" aren't the "same"
but sleepless nights are hardly worth the cheapness of your game.
And if you know what I mean then live for your fucking yourself,
because life is too short to waste it on somebody else.
There was a time, and I swear that I fucking cared...
I got burned , and now I walk with this fist in the fucking air.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY FUCKING SAY, they're NOT the ones who have to live with the pain.
Black Heart Breaking, Broken FUCKINGBonds.
I should have known all along.
fuck you
Don't talk to me.
I'm as deaf as I am blind.
Thanks for making me cheap, and thanks for the wasted fucking time.
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| friday the 13 ohh no |
[13 Aug 2004|12:58pm] |
captians log day 62
well i went crazy last night .. o well shit happens right
on a brighter note i feel swell i have been dancing and i put up this really neat canobie thing up in my room to its like my own oasis now <3
had a really oi cat walk party with some sbf boys **im lovin it**
had a crazy weekend in nashua it would have sucked if mike matta and i didnt spoon in the skate park (classy)
me and brian are supposed get wasted and battle i wonder if jocelyn<3 wants in ?
wheres jen gone tooo?
nick demers has a really kool tattoo i need so many more tattoos i got the FEVAA
tattoos are very sexy $$$$
blah blah some junk blah blah
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| kiss me....... now that im older |
[05 Aug 2004|07:46pm] |
our beauty,
our tangled wreck,
our masterpiece,
worth endless gazes,
do you believe in the bed post we're cuffed to and the mattress in flames?
we're the lovers,
with secrets
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| shiesty niggers |
[01 Aug 2004|04:18pm] |
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holly has a super hot tattoo oo lalala
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| ahh poison ivy |
[30 Jul 2004|09:57am] |
yup got a bad case of poison ivy from jumping at the cunt but i would do it again any day if any wants to go its a blast ! what a rush i love it love love love
well this morning i got up went on the bus then this kid tried to mack it to me on the bus lol who does it . so i just gave him my number and told him he could call, he wants to meet at the food court at 1 but i dont know i would rather sleep.
long night of partying tonight with collin i gotta get ready
for hehhehe. gotta keep an eye on jon for my buddy jen
god im so lonely . i miss having some one to love some one to think about and get little gifts for and have plans to look foward to all day and all that lovely dovey shit . everything seems so meaningless .its just makes everything so much better when you know theres some one whos waiting for you when you get out of work.. oh well i like my heart the way it is now i think im gonna keep it .<3 unless..
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| Disclaimer: General societal bitching in progress, don't take personally unless it applies. |
[28 Jul 2004|02:19pm] |
You know, I'm really tired of being nice. I'm tired of being nice because every time I am, someone treats me like I'm an asshole and fucks me. And then people marvel over how there's never any kindness or sincerity in this fucking world.
IF YOU WANT A FUCKING COMPASSIONATE, OPEN-MINDED, THOUGHTFUL WORLD THEN START FUCKING ACTING THAT WAY YOUR GODDAMN SELF AND STOP EXPECTING OTHER PEOPLE TO START DOING IT FIRST!
The real secret is that most people don't want a world like that. They'd have nothing to bitch about then and they'd be forced to take a look in the mirror and finally face a reckoning with all their own shortcomings. It's so much easier to look outside for faults and blame others for our failings in this life, isn't it?
I have tried to be a caring, sincere, thoughtful, open-minded, honest and loyal person and let me tell you something.. If it weren't for my own personal values keeping me on that path, I wouldn't do it anymore because there sure ain't any external rewards out there for it. You can't fuckin' do anything good without other people giving you the third degree or pointing out how ineffectual it is or whatever. God forbid any of us should enjoy a little mental peace in our lives, if only for a few moments in time.
And yeah, I know there are those of you out there reading this and thinking 'fuck you, grow up and get over it that's just the way the world is' and to you? My response is: Fuck you too. Because I don't want people like you in my life. I will find you whoever you are and I will erase you from my memory so that you will have no more power over me. My world doesn't have to be dictated by your rules. Your negativity and ceaseless cynicism doesn't have to be my reality and I'm sorry I ever allowed it to be.
Shut the fuck up and quit your goddamned belly-aching. You're never gonna revolutionize anything like that. You're no better than the politicians or big business constructs that you're railing against because you never make yourself into anything more than another fucking cog in the wheel. Congratulations, I hope you sleep well at night. I'm sure your mother is proud.
If you really want to see changes in our world, then get off your fucking ass and do something about it. Find a creative outlet for that constant buzz of negative harping and make something happen. But if you can't get off your soapbox and get your hands dirty with the rest of humanity, then fuck you, because you don't really care at all and your nothing but a fucking hypocrite.
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| its raining and the phones still off the hook |
[26 Jul 2004|12:31pm] |
we're betting on our own lives
making up for all the time we »lost.
slept at jens house last night had alot of dreams that just made me angry . but today should be alright hangin out with trenton hopfully at 6 listen to some funky jams get fucked watch goodfellas fear and loathing . i got new depp glasses for me an my buddy collin WINE VISION!!
THE END
sorry i have been neglecting you live journal
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| Alex Rules... OK? |
[13 Jul 2004|10:18pm] |
Ok um... im in love and its very serious. And the sax is a very sexual instrument!
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[13 Jul 2004|09:59pm] |
Sometimes, over the faint hum of the streetlights
and the constant drone of graveyard shift industry
and not-so-distant highways i swear i can hear the sound
of this city slowly dying.
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| my heart beats in break downs |
[12 Jul 2004|03:04pm] |
well i have been thinking alot lately about everything i wish i wasnt so carless my heart wasnt black but o well i wish i could have known everything i know now then who likes emo anyways . but i got a good job and im currently looking for someone who can play the bass for some leasons sooo dont be shy. i love music <3 i have been chillin with jen and lol i have a new friend his names colin hes the shit fun
the end shawn i will call your new fone sometime buddy
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| toga parties!! |
[11 Jul 2004|04:41pm] |
soo yeah i went on a road trip with jordan jonny thomas and ricky
then the car broke down in mass and jonny and ricky walked ten miles at 230 am in the morning to get one thing of oil witch didnt even work cause it was nt enough so it fucked the car up any ways then we went a gas station and got more but it didnt work and we broke down in sturbridge that was the best all all nighter ever even though it was bad times i had good people that kept me laughing the whoel time ohh yeaH AND AT THE STORE WE SAW A LADY WITH CHIN HAIRS WHAT CRAZY BUTCH friday good party at jens bay route and the funnel sent me and jordan on our walk to jasons early so we took some with us .. that was crazy and tonight i get to go see a movie with jen and lindsey
i cant wait till pay day
why does ashlee simpson have a show i need a show ....
the end
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| skinny dipping ally? |
[05 Jul 2004|02:30pm] |
well well today has been quite the day harassing hot topics finest hangin with the ladies and my poem from jadro yeah baby i dig that shit. slept at jens then had to get up this morning for work witch was pointless
screwdrivers DRIVE ME WILD . you do it WHITE and you do it right *** THATS the motto. well im leaving to dance with the ladies rawr
lets dance naked in the moon light and shake our white girl asses
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[24 Jun 2004|05:55pm] |
vodka - 10.00
camping site- 30.00
weeniers and buns- 5.99
gas money- 8.00
spending the night taking cheap shots of vodka and lighting forest fires with lindsey and barrows - priceless
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| thank you |
[22 Jun 2004|10:10pm] |
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today was the best i hung out with lindsey all day and we both got jobs i now bus tables at the center of new hampshire and lindsey works at marry maids. its cause we are good women . we also went to canobie lake park and it was swell we went on all the rides and then got free passes to come back another day. then when i got home lindsey dies my hair for me its alright looking i guess its a change and i love those. my kitty's sitting on my lap right now i feel so happy for some reason. everything is great i have my buddies lindsey vicky and ally and whitney to hang out with and my job now and a wonderful man to kiss good night
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